Here's what happens:

By Hole 3: Fabric is sticking to your sweaty legs
By the Turn: You're constantly tugging and adjusting
By Hole 15: You're drenched, distracted, and miserable
At the Clubhouse: You're "that sweaty guy" everyone notices, who's embarrassed to grab drinks because you look like you jumped in a pond.

It's Not Just Uncomfortable.. It's Game-Ruining

Try sinking a crucial 4-foot putt when shorts are clinging to your thighs.

Try getting proper hip rotation when your waistband fights every swing.

Try feeling confident at the bar when you look like you just ran a marathon.
 

And here's the worst part: You paid good money for shorts that work against you instead of with you.

Traditional golf shorts were designed by people who've never played 18 holes in scorching heat.